Captain Awesome and The Awesome Squad
I originally wanted to make a blog where I would tell funny stories, but it quickly turned into me just wining like a little bitch. Because I hate that and it isn't interesting to read, I have decided to completely switch focus to fictional stories and rants. Enjoy the new Funk Sheet Beach.
I just had this great idea for a comic/cartoon. and I had to write it down before I forgot. It's basically a super hero comic, except that all the heroes are ridiculous. Well... you'll see for yourself.
Teapot-Bee Man: A college student that, during a drinking game, punched himself so hard in the head that his fist fused to his skull. The doctors were unable to remove it, so a mad biology professor made his other hand a spout and filled him with bees (because it made sense at the time). So he became Teapot-Bee Man with the power to pur bees on people!
Captain Monocle Face: A former Monopoly spokesman who slipped on that tiny little metal shoe piece and fell into a fat of acid. When he emerged his head had become a giant monocle. He had become Captain Monocle Face with the power to put his monocle head in front of the enemy and it's the wrong perscription so it makes everything really blurry and they get a headache after a while.
Lady Zooclaw: A puppeteer preforming for metal patients, when a barrel of toxic waste fell from a hot air balloon and hit her on the head. The concussion gave her the ability to get the powers of the animal finger puppets on her hand. The strength of a moose, the speed of a cheetah, the flight of a bird, the poop of a monkey, and the bamboo diet of a panda.
And Ducto De Aluminio: A stereotypical Mexican immigrant who was working on some pipes when an alien came and shot him with a Super Ray. The ray reacted with the pipes and the mui caliente taco sauce in his veins and he became the pipe armed, burrito shooting hero, Ducto De Aluminio!
And together they form... Captain Awesome and The Awesome Squad, a super hero team the likes of which has never been seen!
So their first mission is they have to stop a bank robbery and let's just say "Too bad that none of their powers involved surviving a shotgun blast to the face. That would have been very useful at the moment". So they die, but it's ok, because they come back as zombies!
Long live... or unlive... Captain Awesome Zombie and The Awesome Zomble Squad!
I just had this great idea for a comic/cartoon. and I had to write it down before I forgot. It's basically a super hero comic, except that all the heroes are ridiculous. Well... you'll see for yourself.
Teapot-Bee Man: A college student that, during a drinking game, punched himself so hard in the head that his fist fused to his skull. The doctors were unable to remove it, so a mad biology professor made his other hand a spout and filled him with bees (because it made sense at the time). So he became Teapot-Bee Man with the power to pur bees on people!
Captain Monocle Face: A former Monopoly spokesman who slipped on that tiny little metal shoe piece and fell into a fat of acid. When he emerged his head had become a giant monocle. He had become Captain Monocle Face with the power to put his monocle head in front of the enemy and it's the wrong perscription so it makes everything really blurry and they get a headache after a while.
Lady Zooclaw: A puppeteer preforming for metal patients, when a barrel of toxic waste fell from a hot air balloon and hit her on the head. The concussion gave her the ability to get the powers of the animal finger puppets on her hand. The strength of a moose, the speed of a cheetah, the flight of a bird, the poop of a monkey, and the bamboo diet of a panda.
And Ducto De Aluminio: A stereotypical Mexican immigrant who was working on some pipes when an alien came and shot him with a Super Ray. The ray reacted with the pipes and the mui caliente taco sauce in his veins and he became the pipe armed, burrito shooting hero, Ducto De Aluminio!
And together they form... Captain Awesome and The Awesome Squad, a super hero team the likes of which has never been seen!
So their first mission is they have to stop a bank robbery and let's just say "Too bad that none of their powers involved surviving a shotgun blast to the face. That would have been very useful at the moment". So they die, but it's ok, because they come back as zombies!
Long live... or unlive... Captain Awesome Zombie and The Awesome Zomble Squad!
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